So yesterday I bought a new bookcase, it was a screaming deal, and so I paid for it, came home and asked hubby to go out and pick it up with his truck. He had been talking about needing a haircut and so I said to him;
“Why don’t you go get the bookcase and look for a place to get your haircut while you are out and kill two birds…” (meaning ‘with one stone’, but thinking it didn’t need to be said)
He looked at me with the most confused and agitated face and said;
“Whats with you Aussies? Everything has to be confusing as hell, how is it that one minute I’m picking up a bookcase and the next I’m killing birds???” (He was really genuinely confused.)
It gave me a good laugh for the whole rest of the afternoon. Men really are special and like children everything needs to be explained.
Preferably with flash cards.