My son walked into the bathroom today and looked and me and said; “Don’t alienate your children.”
Apparently he had been watching an advertisement on CNN channel that talked about teenagers and drugs and how not to alienate them.
I marveled to myself at how clever he was to understand what they were talking about and how he must have gotten that intelligence from me, how cute he is etc. etc. Then he ruined it all for me by saying; “why did the aliens ate the children?”
Unfortunately it’s not me he takes after, its his father. Dimwitted-ness runs in his family, not mine.